love turd

the first dump you take in front of your love.

After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.

by Marky Spots June 3, 2010

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003