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Shot at Love With Andrew Martini

Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.
Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!

Love Shotdown 

When someone you love dose not love you back or hates you.
"hi i just wanted you to know i love you"
"wat ewww your gross ill never love you"
"what wroung" "i just got love shotdown"
Love Shotdown by girlygirl1 March 12, 2009

Shotgun Love 

The kind of love that spreads out like a shotgun. Pertaining to the way in which you flirt or attract others. So instead of having only one shot, like you would with a rifle, your love is scattered affecting everything in it's blast radius hopefully giving you more options for success.
There you go again Martles with that shotgun love of yours.

Sure I was hitting on that girl earlier, but I'm talking to you now. It's what I like to call shotgun love.
Shotgun Love by Martles the Great February 3, 2010

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."