lipsmacker 

An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.

Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!

Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.

Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.

lipsmacker by Phoeeebeee November 9, 2006

Lipsmacker 

when a girl jumps into the water and lands legs-spread wide, smacking her crotch on the water. also known as "the doucher".

did you see tabatha jump? she totally did a lipsmacker! that must've hurt.

Lipsmacker by katsickle July 23, 2009

lipsmacker 

when a guy smacks the girls pussy lips while eating her out..

women, im gonna lipsmack your pussy

lipsmacker by berry January 18, 2004

Lipsmacker 

This is a girl who has no substance similar to the popular lip balm brand. These women adapt to the person they are with but have no personality of their own. They're generally very gigglyu and flirty, but cannot respond to questions about their own lives or opinions without getting frazzled.

Do you see the way Stacy's Fawning over that guy? She's such a lipsmacker!

Lipsmacker by RockStarZephyr December 1, 2004

lipsmacker 

when a hairy guy smacks a girls lips together before they hardcore and then a hairpie monster enters the room.

Barry and Hairy lipsmacked many chicks and then got eaten by the hairpie monster

lipsmacker by hairpie January 17, 2004

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.

That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.

Lapslacker by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016

Columbian Lip Smacker 

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.

Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

Columbian Lip Smacker by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016