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Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.
Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.
Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

limitatino 

A Latino who just can't reach his full potential
Jose failed summer school again, he's such a limitatino.
limitatino by Sadlet February 11, 2009

Statute of Limitations 

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

Statue of Limitations 

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

Text Limitation 

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

D.Liminated 

The act of being Eliminated - annihilated, defeated, dismissed eradicated, erased, expelled, phased out, taken out (no, not in that way), terminated, wiped out, shut out, exterminated, or removed by Dionne Lim (D. Liminator). DO NOT MESS WITH HER. (IPhones tremble in her presence)
Employee 1: "Hey, where's Jane today?"
Employee 2: "Didn't you hear? She was D.Liminated"
Employee 1: Wha???
Employee 2: "Oh, she resigned"
D.Liminated by JACKIE!!!!!!! April 25, 2010