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The lolspawn of a gamer-gater neckbeard who ventured out from his grandmother's basement, and an incontinent, acne-riddled kekistani drummer boy whose kekistani flag would look like a Jackson Pollock painting under a blacklight, who has a microphone and a webcam.
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Liberalist 

Someone who believes in a political or social philosophy advocating the freedom of the individual, parliamentary systems of government, nonviolent modification of political, social, or economic institutions to assure unrestricted development in all spheres of human endeavor, and governmental guarantees of individual rights and civil liberties.
She was a liberalist and advocated for affordable healthcare.
Liberalist by Kewl Kid 444 July 13, 2018

Liberalist Justice Warrior 

Followers of the Cult of Sargon

A bunch of youtubers who wanted to differentiate from the terms "SJWs" and "Alt-right".
Look at those Liberalist Justice Warriors (LJWs) they are not that different from the Social Justice Warriors (SJWs)

Joe many liberals 

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're genderâ„¢
A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

Fuck Liberals 

Derogatory phrase describing people who appear to lend sympathetic support to unclear, unrealistic, or fantastic (as in fantasy) social and political causes.

Not dissimilar to, and often combined with or found in close proximity to, cocktail socialists.

This particular type of liberal is incapable of making sufficient effort to follow a cause to a clear conclusion, unfortunately they often create a very loud cacophony due to shear numbers. Fuck Liberals move from concept to concept with great rapidity, making exposing them extremely difficult and tedious.

"Fuck Liberals" is often improperly applied to "Staunch Liberals", an equally insidious form of liberal who places literally every identifiable class of matter above the importance of human life.
Fuck Liberals often make statements similar to:
a. "The government should ban all internal combustion engines in motor vehicles by 2020"
b. "We should all fly to NYC and gather in times square, to protest our nations consumption of fossil fuels"
c. "If we all hold our breath for just 2 minutes at a time, 5 times a day.... we can save a lot of oxygen and reverse global warming"!
Fuck Liberals by hat'em May 25, 2009

Great Liberals

A nickname for the Great Lakes region of the United States when discussing politics. Although liberalism is often thought to be limited to the coasts, the citizens of the Great Lakes region ignore expectation and often vote Democrat. These liberals are often very supportive of unions and gun control, as they are major issues in the area. This area is also ahead of the curve on social issues, with several of the states already having legalized gay marriage and marijuana (medical or decriminalization). Member states of the Great Liberals are Illinois (capital), Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, and Iowa (adopted from the Plains). This region is home to President Barack Obama.
CNN Correspondent 1: "Of course the Democrat vote will be limited to the coasts as always."
CNN Correspondent 2: "You're forgetting the Great Liberals, which could make all the difference!"
Great Liberals by Subway142 May 24, 2013

liberalsexual 

A person who believes their opinion is superior to anyone who has a different opinion. It doesn't matter what the opion is, or which side it supports, as long as it's theirs. Known to go both ways on an issue, if it furthers their opinion. Often self-gratifies with their own opinion.
The liberalsexual refers to a gun owner as an ammosexual, unless it is their bodyguard.