leyser

"Leyser" is the yiddish word for "silent fart".

Though causing a brief irritation, it is soon forgotten.

It is also frequently used to call someone insignificant.

"Sorry, I just dropped a leyser."
"Don't worry too much, the stink will be gone in a second. It was just a leyser."
"That guy thinks he's the shit, but ultimately he's just a leyser."

leyser by kreindel August 5, 2014

lesser evil 

Out of a choice of two bad things the one that's considered least important or not as wrong.

A father taking his little girl into a men's restroom is the lesser evil than leaving her alone outside.

lesser evil by Maybe E December 7, 2009

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

Law of the Lesser Percentile by Con Land September 9, 2018

lesser degree mentally stunted adults 

what people who write the disgusting definitions are

that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults

lesser degree mentally stunted adults by someone else thats not u April 7, 2021

Lesser Ivy 

Another term for Lower Ivy

A lesser ivy like Cornell definitely benefits from being grouped with schools like Harvard...

Lesser Ivy by prominker June 16, 2021

Lysergia 

The mythical land one visits when indulging in LSD.

Upon my last visit to Lysergia, I couldn't wait to leave. Her landscape had become barren; her people were suspicious and fearful.

Lysergia by Dr. Johnson May 6, 2004

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.

my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

the lesser of two evils by Rocky.L August 19, 2008