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lect by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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random person 1: how many lects do we have today?
random person 1's friend:AS MANY AS YOU LECT DIZ NUTS

Hannibal Lecter 

A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!
Dr. Hannibal Lecter likes eating liver with Fava beans.
Hannibal Lecter by A great mind... October 18, 2020
An EXCEPTIONAL rapper from Connecticut. He raps about the following: depression, weed, struggles, life, real shit. He owns a recording studio in Stratford, CT. Some mixtapes he has are Growing Pains, Pipe Dreams, Danimal Rising, Silence the Lames, etc. Dr. Lector has worked with artists such as Chris Webby, Nikki Fresh, Daniel Zavaro, Timbuck, Ryan Z., Billy Beats, Jitta On The Track, Megan Aviles, etc. He currently has a wife and a newborn son. He strongly appreciates and interacts with his few thousand fans (called Maniacs, or Ladiacs-for females). I suggest you follow him on twitter and check out his music. He will not disappoint. @DLector
"I'm sick of being picked on, I'm tired of being treated poorly, sometimes I wish you fucking people would ignore me. I get it, I don't fit in. I haven't since the beginning. Imagine, imagine, imagine what I could have been if I applied myself, never did though." -Switch Shoes feat. Megan Aviles (On the mixtape "Growing Pains") by D Lector
D Lector by whatsadfjlka February 13, 2013

Lectric Box 

Redneck name for computer. The word is primarily used among Nascar fans and Hillbillies..
Hey thaar Cletus do ya know who won the
Podunk 500 last night?I done past out and missed da endin'. Sure dont, I'z passed out too,but ma uncle Zed has one of dem fancy LECTRIC BOXES wheres' we could look it up..
Lectric Box by MONEY November 8, 2003

Lectitio Divinitatus 

Proto creed that would eventually become the Cult of the Emperor. Saw it's fastest spread during the Horus Heresy. Under this creed the Emperor of Mankind was seen as a God-Emperor. The Lectitio Divinitatus is a direct threat to the Imperial Truth. (Mythology of Warhammer 40,000, originally just a miniatures war game, now encompassing miniatures, cvg's and multiple series' of novels by many authors)
"The faith of the Lectitio Divinitatus, the Divine Word of the Emperor, is not an easy path to follow. Where the Imperial Truth is comforting in its rigorous rejection of the unseen and unknown, the Divine Word the strength to believe in that which we cannot see. The longer we look upon this dark galaxy and live through the fires of its conquest, the more we realise that the Emperor's Divinity is the only truth that CAN exist.
(Ben Counter, 'Galaxy in Flames', 2006, pp17)
Lectitio Divinitatus by Iollan January 13, 2009