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Kwik-E-Mart 

Two definitions:

The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.

A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.
Person A: "Is there a Kwik-E-Mart near here?"

Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."

Person A: "That works."
Kwik-E-Mart by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004

KWIK-RIP 

Slang term for the QWIK-TRIP series of convenience stores
Do you want to go to KWIK-RIP or Shoplift 'N' Go?
KWIK-RIP by andy1 May 16, 2005

Kwik Trip 

1. Taking a dump in a woman's purse.

2. Inferior off brand items.
1. Woah! Johhny took a dump in that chicks purse! He just kwik tripped!

2. Yeah, Patrick just bought some crappy generic energy drink. He sure pulled a Kwik Trip.
Kwik Trip by BigDuke6 May 26, 2010
This word evolved from the word "don't trick" and is whispered to a person before they attempt a putt, a shot or anything sports related to get in persons head so they choke.
Danny is so mad right now he missed the 2 foot putt. I heard his brother Mike Kwik-Kwik him right before he putt!
kwik-kwik by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018

Kwik Trip 

A gas station that eats babies. It was on CNN.
Watch out for those nazi's at kwik trip. They will eat your children and sell you crappy off brand products.
Kwik Trip by Jordan W. MN October 20, 2009

Kwik Trip 

The act of cleverly pricing a few staple goods very cheap to lure suckers in, but ripping people off with everything else in a gas station. Also purposely allowing the spread of STDs, AIDS, and bastard children by not selling condoms.,
Oh no! I got AIDS and have 5 months to live because of Kwik Trip!
Kwik Trip by ConcernedCitizenWI August 5, 2010