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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020
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Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
A lazy, useless, mo-fo mollestor
That kulek be spankin' lil' boys over in his recliner again...
kulek by ~Kulek March 17, 2004

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF describes a normal day of a life of a KOLEKA when a minor incident with only material damange and no human casualties occurs.
KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF A1 BELGIUM

Kulkarni 

The Ancient Powerful race of Kulkarni’s. They controlled the entire world and brought upon endless destruction. It’s said in tale that the members of this race still exist in a very small number around the world
The kulkarni’s brought upon ultimate destruction
Kulkarni by Kruul septs April 15, 2020

KyleKawaiiSotoChan 

KyleKawaiiSotoChan is a very unique individual, very stylish, and super kawaii all the time. He writes poems, he worships KPOP, and enjoys long moonlit strolls along the streets of the hood.

Overall, KyleKawaiiSotoChan is the epitome of badassicleness, but is often noted for his beautiful face that has been strewn all over the underground modeling world of Japan, caring disposition, kindred soul, and lastly a whimsical and endearing heart. He is loved by all, and envied by many.
Oh, KyleKawaiiSotoChan, how do you manage to be so awesome?