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Used to describe someone’s abnormally fat fingers. Similar to King Charlessausage fingers.
Zane tried to slip a third one in…
However, I had to insist he didn’t, Zane has some real kingers!
Kingers by O’Keefe family trust January 7, 2023
Related Words
The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

kringelig 

Der Post vondiger ist kringelig.
kringelig by FogFlare December 20, 2018

Krieger Kreepy 

When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")
Dude, that incest robot porn you are watching is Krieger Kreepy!

Krongers 

Three awesome chaps that go on an adventure with their llama packam to defeat a person
Person 1: Omg who are they
Person 2: They’re the Krongers
Krongers by elchieforever January 4, 2020

Krieger Steamer 

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.
"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."
Krieger Steamer by LeFrance July 20, 2018