koeltn 

The sweetest man you will ever meet. Always loyal and knows how to treat a girl.

Bro i wish i could date koeltn.

koeltn by cadaxxe June 1, 2020

koelnisch wasser 

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

koelnisch wasser by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

Koellner 

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"

Koellner a name that will last in infamy.

Koellner by Moses December 13, 2004

keltner 

a weird crazy monkey with stick in behind

look at that keltner going crazy

keltner by jessica mladineo January 30, 2009

Kevin Keltner 

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

Kevin Keltner by Zmyancy September 24, 2019

Lee Keltner 

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.

If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.

Lee Keltner by FuckTrumpAndBoebert2024 May 4, 2024