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Suge Knighted 

Verb. Run over by a truck.
Went to get a juicy burger in Compton the other day. Saw some dude get Suge Knighted right in the drive thru.

Getin Knighted With Cheese 

The process in which just seconds before your male partner cums, slaps his cock head on your left mouth cheek, followed by your right mouth cheek, then spurts his cum on your lips, Knighting you with cheese.
As you bow before his glistening saber you are overcome. Filled with the salty taste of fear and excitement you know that from this day forward, your life will never be the same. On your knees as a commoner, you feel the thump of his weighty girth on your left cheek, then right cheek, followsed by the warm spurt across your lips, before you rise, no longer a commoner, but a knight…with cheese! Arise, Knight with Cheese! Getin Knighted With Cheese is an expression of love.

Knighted  

The act of standing in front of a bowed or seated male or female with an erect penis. Placing said penis on each shoulder and head in the same manner as king or Queen dubbing a true knight.
As with tea bagging this action is sexual in nature usually meaning to gratify, punish, embarrass, or promote laughter.
" Ian was asking to be Knighted after refusing to make me a sandwich"!
Knighted by Atom Bianchi February 8, 2009

knighted 

DeAndre Jordan got the alley oop from CP3 and knighted that dude.
knighted by pricerman March 11, 2013

u-knighted 

a type of kid who enjoys arguing with other people over the tiniest thing saying everything is taken too far
You need to stop being such a u-knighted it's getting really annoying.
u-knighted by aichomancer January 29, 2017

Dark Knighted 

Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.

Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?

Logan: Yeah bro why?

Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!

Logan: Damn!