jewtant 

A Jew or a person who has become Jewish, that becomes stereotypically more and more infatuated with money/law school/or pharmaceuticals, and morphs into a figure of large muscular mass and tall stature.

Liberals may find the word jewtant offensive.

He turned into a jewtant.

jewtant by Alexmanvoobington September 10, 2016

jewtastic 

1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by Drew

Im Jewtastic

jewtastic by Drew February 27, 2004

Jewtastrophy 

A catastrophe concerning the Jewish people or culture.

The Holocaust was a Jewspiracy?!?!

Hell no! The Holocaust was a Jewtastrophy!

Jewtastrophy by Ladhra May 30, 2014

jewtastic 

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

jewtastic by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

jewtastic 

something so jewish that it is fantastic

The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!

jewtastic by somebody-here November 20, 2006

jewtastic 

so fantastically jewish that it is named jewtastic

Hey Tim, did you see what Johnny did to Lauren? Yeah it was jewtastic.

jewtastic by heretic^ July 16, 2008

jewtastrophie

an epidemic caused by the jewish religion

The Black Plague was a jewtastrophie of the 14th century.

jewtastrophie by mightymigit10 November 18, 2009