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desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
Jellisa means to be very sensitive and caring . Whenever you have a name like this or similar you always have a careful heart . Have a sincere personality . If someone was to ask you for a dollar you would be the very first person to offer . You never really have a bad heart unless someone messes up with your feelings . Once that is done you might as well forget about trying to be that person's friend unless JELLISA wants to ! :) & This name is pronounced & only pronounced as ( JEL-LEE-SAH )
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Jellisa by Norae Closford May 21, 2011

jams and jellies 

Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
jams and jellies by b. hanback June 25, 2009
Another name for tranquillisers. Designed to reduce anxiety and promote calmness, relaxation and sleep. Can be used to substitute heroin.
Mark Renton from Trainspotting - "You could bring us some jellies"
jellies by jims June 6, 2005
A very humorous short overweight Caucasian male. Used mostly as a slang term in the south to describe a funny fat guy.
"Do you see that guy over there? He's totally a jellion."
"Yeah that guy is hilarious! His tits are bigger than mt. everest!"
Jellion by Grandmas butthole September 5, 2017