A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over
rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer
with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only
acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.
“Sorry man I can’t hop on
rocket league today”
“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier
treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”