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A plant goddess born in India. She is the goddess of love and kindness.
I praise Jammu every day.
Jammu by thegoatofjammu January 2, 2023
A childish man with 2 left feet and a questionable sense of style. Can be found on the dancefloor flopping around. Also has a side job at a German school, when he's not busy embarrassing his friends.
Man 1: Look at that dude on the dance floor, such a Jammu!
Man 2: I'm so embarrassed if he'd be my friend
Jammu by Stigidilaatio November 23, 2021

Jammu and Kashmir 

an Indian territory located in northern India between laddakh & pakistan.
It includes :jammu region , kashmir valley & POK (POJK).
Jammu and kashmir was haven on earth until pakistan came.

'pm shri' kendriya vidyalaya bantalab jammu 

A school with shitty teachers who bully you instead of teaching.. the students are a little tolerable but can sometimes get on your nerves.. don't talk to pass outs they will certainly try to shaboink you.. student's aren't considered humans here.. take admission to make your lives miserable :)
akshar : how are you?
vanshika : i feel like dying
akshar : why
vanshika : I go to 'pm shri' kendriya vidyalaya bantalab jammu
Sex position with girl on bed, hips up, supporting her bodyweight herself with her partner controlling her hips. Almost like reverse cowgirl but laying down.
James: Babe, let’s Jamfuck
Hannah: Ok babe
Jamfuck by ryan was 100% taken April 2, 2021

jammin like salmon 

When someone is having such a good time (i.e. drinking, dancing, etc.) that the only way he/she can describe it is with rhyme; a derivative of the nonsensical "out like trout"
Mary: "How was the party last night?"
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."
jammin like salmon by B... October 8, 2012