jakey cake 

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

jakey cake by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

Jake with Cake 

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

Jake with Cake by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

No cake for jake 

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

No cake for jake by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

A slither of cake for jake 

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday
Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake: A slither of cake
Friends?? ( people ) ahh Finally A slither of cake for jake

A slither of cake for jake by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 28, 2022

jakeybakers 

Jakeybakers is a female bunny who likes mating with other bunnies!

Jakeybakers wants to mate with you! ~uwu

jakeybakers by CommitDeletus August 21, 2020

jakescakes 

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

jakescakes by Jake March 13, 2005

Jadeycakes 

Prostitute street corners around the quarry bank area

jadeycakes only charge a tenna

Jadeycakes by bbivan February 5, 2010