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Jankification 

When one is so high on crystal meth they get urge to steal something
Tina was so high her jankification got the best of her and she was arrested
Jankification by Hautemess January 5, 2011

judification 

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.
If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!
judification by mwelc004 May 29, 2007

Jamification 

I needed to take out the trash but I had already finished my jamification and the neighbours were partying so I struggled to find the willpower to change back into my normal clothes.

jakeification 

The act of complicating and convoluting something.
This network design has a high degree of jakeification.
jakeification by Andrew June 17, 2006

jamiefication

When you turn famous celebrities , namely rock/metal musicians into overly feminine women.

Inspiration taken from the character “Jamie” Chamberlin (female version of Jimmy Chamberlin from the smashing pumpkins) rom the fanfiction “Gish” by cutenunjimmy on archive of our own.
“Fuck. They put Trent Reznor through jamiefication. Now it’s Trina Reznor.”
jamiefication by apertureball November 20, 2021

jammification

The act of putting on one's pajamas prior to bed. Usually for sitting around the house and watching TV. Often done after a shower when there is no point in getting dressed but it is too early for bed.
Are you ready for jammification dear? I want to get comfortable and cozy and watch that new movie. I think it is not too early for our jammification.