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jackalope 

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.
To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.
jackalope by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

jackalope 

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...
Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...
jackalope by Morpoggel January 2, 2005

jackalope 

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado
sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on
jackalope by Shtoink September 27, 2006

Jackalope 

An attractive, unexperienced female skier or snowboarder on the bunny hill. Its in reference to the mythological Jackalope (a bunny with a nice rack)
I scoped a wounded jackalope on the way up the lift. She has a rented board and she's been sitting on her nice ass for twenty minutes.
Jackalope by Tinny Mctaptap January 28, 2009

jackalope 

Someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.
What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!
jackalope by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jackalope 

An attractive transgender woman who is interested in dating couples. This depiction is similar to that of a bisexual woman is interested in dating couples as both are extremely rare. However, unlike a unicorn she has stitched herself together from who she was into someone new and mythical. This person also may be represented as the girl you can never get. She is the girl you pine for, but is too pretty, self confident, and into her passions to be nailed down.
Dude, my girl and I just met the most stunning jackalope babe on the trail when we were shredding the other day!
Jackalope by Gia_wild June 25, 2020