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What people who can't read words completely call an iPod Touch.

iTouch has been a Logitech keyboard series for about 10 years.
-My keyboard is an iTouch.
-You use an iPod as a keyboard, how did you do this?
-No, moron... I bought it 10 years ago, iEverything didn't even exist!
itouch by Meeeeeeeeeeee12345 November 22, 2007

keep in touch 

An old three letter phrase lots of students write in school yearbooks all over America. Students originally thought that it seems nice to say "keep in touch," just because the majority of people separate off to different colleges after high school. Thus, people figured that it will be a nice little lasting word, just to be polite, and stay friends, and not be forgotten. But thanks to a little invention in 2004 called facebook, there seems to be an excuse for those people with a "keep in touch" in their yearbook, to actually keep in touch. This is commonly referred to as the Keep In Touch Paradox, by students years later. Some girls may have written the abbreviation in the yearbook as K.I.T., which is just a fast way to write keep in touch. That would be like saying thanx instead of thank you.
Rachel: Remember Gloria from high school? We were such good friends back then, but then we just kind of moved our separate ways and drifted apart.
Ross: Gloria and I weren't great friends in high school, but we had chemistry together in junior year and she wrote "keep in touch" in my yearbook. I guess that's an excuse to add her as a friend in Facebook.
Rachel: Good for you, Ross, despite the fact that you probably don't know each other.
Rachel's Soliloquy: (snickering) She's probably going to be sorry she ever wrote that in Ross's yearbook.

Itouchkids 

The name of what was planned to be an ipad especially designed for little kids, but was rejected because of the name.
Person 1: hey dude my little cousin got an itouchkids

Person 2: wtf?
what retarded people -who simply cant pronounce ipod touch-call the ipod touch.
Kayla: omg i just go an itouch!
Ashley:why the hell do you call it that?

indouchetrinate 

To instill or impose one's douchey values onto someone else.
"I'm so sick of Mike telling me to grow a douchebag tag, I just wish he would stop trying to indouchetrinate me with his douchey values."

Trent kept telling Jenna how good Nickelback is, but Jenna refused to be indouchetrinated by Trent's musical tastes.

iTouch Macro 

An iPad
Guy 1: Dude, I just bought an iPad!
Guy 2: You mean an iTouch Macro? Fuck that. Get your money back.