infinite_monkey 

Semen mixed with traces of blood and feces resulting from massive trauma to the prostate gland.

<Craiggers> DrVoke bofo'd my baphomet so hard that I infinite_monkeyd in idali's mouth. She'll never kultur me again. :(

infinite_monkey by kalista September 4, 2003

infinite monkey theory 

The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare, possibly Steinbeck, Tom Clancy, and the source code to Windows.

"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true." ~Kurt Vonnegut

infinite monkey theory by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003

The Infinite Monkey Theorem 

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem by Azshara October 7, 2020

Infinite Money 

Bankruptcy go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: If we print Infinite Money, we should an infinite increase in money!

Smart alpha chad wall street economist: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT INFINITE MONEY!!!!!!! YOU'LL BANKRUPT THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dum dum who knows nothing about economics: haha infinite money printing go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Infinite Money by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

infinite money glitch 

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.

Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.

infinite money glitch by Kriskit December 2, 2023

infinite money glitch 

In video games it’s a way to get an infinite amount of in game currency by exploiting a bug or glitch that wasn’t intended to be in the game.

Gamer 1: Bro how did you get 1,000,000 coins!?

Gamer 2: An infinite money glitch.

infinite money glitch by Kriskit December 27, 2023