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incomported 

When a telephone company ports your number to another company, but fails to repoint there network to the The public switched telephone network (PSTN) so that people from other networks can call you but people on their network get a disconnected notice
I been on hold all day attempting to explain this issue of incomported. My mother calls me and gets a disconnected notice, but I call my number from my cell or work or a neighbors home and it rings through fine. My mother is with (A LARGE CABLE AND VOICE PROVIDER WHO RAISES RATES AT RANDOM), I was till I switched phone companies, for a better deal. Thank goodness I can put this word on the web so when it happens to anyone else, it is easier to explain.
incomported by THEPHONEGUY October 3, 2009
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doofenshmirtz evil incorporated 

"Behold, my masturbatinator! Btw this is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated "

big niggas incorporated 

A group made up of three founders who get together with “the boys” on saturdays and take “swigs” and blow shit up.
Aye you going to the big niggas incorporated Meeting this Saturday, we will be taking large swigs.

Concrete Lake Incorporated 

A corporation dedicated to filling up Crystal Lake of Crystal Lake, IL with Concrete and calling it Concrete Lake. From there a NASCAR track will be built around the circumference and a trailer park will be erected within. The aproxomate ammunt of Concrete needed is 40 million dollars wich will be funded by several means.
Person A: Wanna go swimming in Crystal Lake.
Person B: Can't it's made of Concrete and is now called Concrete Lake. Produced by Concrete Lake Incorporated.
Person A: That ain't gonna stop me from trying

oils incorporated 

A legion of fat people consisted of oils. The obese population in America. Also known as Oils Inc.
"Oils Incorporated is expanding in numbers."

Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, Incorporated  

Although not the first, Theta Nu Xi is number ONE for the fastest growing multicultural sorority. In the spring of 1996 Founding Monarch Melissa Jo Murchison-Blake was in search of sisterhood. Not wanting to disregard her Caucasian or African-American heritage, she, along with 6 beautiful women (Founding Monarchs: Geeta Nadia Kapur, Natalie Nacole Barker, Peggy Virginia Long, Katherine Ellen Stanley, Brenda Imade Eribo, and Janelle Kalia Poe) founded MY Sorority, Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, INCORPORATED on April 11, 1997 at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

Theta Nu Xi is a product of scholarship, service, sisterhood, leadership, and multiculturalism operating on its mission statement as a foundation for cultural enrichment: To promote leadership multiculturalism through academic excellence, involvement in and service to the campus and community as well as being living examples of sisterhood across different races, cultures, religions, backgrounds, and lifestyles.

Theta Nu Xi has over 40 entities that span across the United States. With this continuing growth, I believe MY Sorority to be the change that I want to see in this world.
Me: What do you know about Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, Incorporated ?

You: The letters outwardly resemble ONE.

Monsters, Incorporated 

(a.k.a. Monsters, Inc.) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.
Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.