incentize 

verb
What the boss likes to say when he's explaining how to get your business partners to act in what he thinks is your best interest. It falls somewhere between "encourage" and "coerce". Ironically, whatever it is he's trying to "incentize" them to do is in their best interest anyway, so "incentization" really isn't required at all.

"We need to incentize them to only buy the number of parking places they need."
"Why would they buy parking places they don't need?"
"That's why we incentize them!"

incentize by theghostlight October 9, 2008

Incontinentia Buttox

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

From the Life Of Brian.

"he has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know."

Incontinentia Buttox by -cow_go_moo- May 25, 2021

incesties 

playing footsies with your relatives.

it's okay to play incesties with your cousins, but not to bang them.

incesties by smithfamilyreunion10 July 17, 2010

Incentivation 

This poetic melding of incentive and motivation was coined by John Howard, the Austraian Prim Minister, late last century, but failed to grip the national imagination.

It is now a bit of a joke, kind of like the Liberation of Iraq.

We need to create an system of incentivation where workers are rewarded for their loyalty.

Incentivation by RunSlimDJ August 1, 2005

incontinent

1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.

2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.

1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.

2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."

incontinent by MKC323 February 12, 2008

Napoleon Incentive 

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.

Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.

Napoleon Incentive by SithLordTrevor November 2, 2021

Financial Incontinence 

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

Financial Incontinence by pasmarticus August 20, 2011