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Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky 

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.
"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

Humming John 

A senile man who hums random nonsense sounds for no apparent reason.
1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.
Humming John by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012
When you don't know the lyrics of a song and you try to reproduce how it sounds more or less
Joe: Hey! Have you heard about this new song? It sounds like this: nana na na naaa....
Mary: Oh man! You're humming it so badly that I've no idea what was that.
Humming by Eleniuss August 31, 2016

Mumble Humming 

This is when you know the words to a song , but your somewhere in which you can not sing the words outloud , such as a classroom, so you use a low mumble voice to portray the words and hum from the back of your throat as if you were making the beat. In all reality your the only one who even has a clue what you are singing.
The kid behind me must have a song stuck in his head, he keeps mumble humming something I can't understand .

Hunter from Spanish class is a professional Mumble Hummer , I can never understand what he is singing even when he is trying.
Mumble Humming by morningcartoons January 8, 2010

Hummingbird feeder 

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!