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Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.
Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!
hot mom by FriendsFan2005 April 5, 2010
A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may
Look at that milf she’s a hot mom
Hot mom by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023

Hot mom hair 

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.
Hot mom hair by decdaddy December 1, 2020

Hot Mom Jeans 

The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!
Hot Mom Jeans by trice1996 February 24, 2022

Hot Mom Syndrome 

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.
"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."
Hot Mom Syndrome by Soterius June 5, 2018

Hot Mom Syndrome 

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.
Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.