horseblanket 

A term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding sex. The term has no actual definition. However, the word horseblanket sparks imagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.

Chris: I finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
Everyone: hahaha.... Noice bro!... gross ewww....
Kevin: Oh yea? well I gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. She hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Everyone: Woah... I think i've seen that in a hentai once... WTF is a horseblanket!!

horseblanket by BowserBallz October 14, 2016

horsebracket 

A relative who is hard of hearing.

My Aunt Ann Marie can't hear a thing. She's deaf as a horsebracket.

horsebracket by Lincycle July 9, 2017

horse blanket girl 

Horse Blanket Girl No Blur Naked climbed inside Jasha Lottin, Oregon Woman 2021

A photographer purchased a sick horse then shot it, just to do a photoshoot where a woman got inside the dead carcass. Was this in the name of art or a lash out to PETA? Iliza Shlesinger discusses with Alexis Archer Oregon police say they will not file charges against a 21-year-old woman after pictures of her climbing naked inside the carcass of a dead horse surfaced online.

Disturbing photos of the Portland-area woman, whose name has not been released, show her small frame soaked in blood smiling at the camera. The woman, whose boyfriend took the pictures, said she wanted to ‘feel one’ with the horse, according to an incident report.

But despite the graphic and disturbing nature of the photographs, Washington County investigators say the couple did not break the law. Disturbing: A photo of the blood-soaked 21-year-old Portland woman, taken by her boyfriend, shows her pretending to take a bite out of the dead horse

In addition to the picture of the petite woman, who stands 5’6″ and 119lbs, smiling from inside the horse, another photo shows her blood-soaked body standing in front of the animal.
The woman and her boyfriend are also pictured holding what is believed to be the animal’s heart, and a fourth photo shows the pair holding a piece of the animal in front of their mouths as they pretend to eat it.

horse blanket girl
idk man might be peta

horse blanket girl by YAY_fucktheinternet July 30, 2021

horse blanket 

A disturbing series of images posted to Facebook by a couple who shot a 30-year-old horse and posed with its insides

Guy A: Dude, have you heard of horse blanket?
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD

horse blanket by testaccounto 174o December 3, 2019

Horse Blanket 

An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.

Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.

Horse Blanket by horseblanket69 March 4, 2020