holidump 

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.

holidump by RNPS January 10, 2008

holidumped 

To be on the receiving end of a relationship breakup just before a holiday one typically spends with loved ones, esp. Thanksgiving thru New Year's, Valentine's, or your birthday.

"What are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas this year?"
"Nothing. She holidumped me just before Thanksgiving."

holidumped by Levi5384 November 28, 2009

Holidupe 

To make up an imaginary holiday to take the day off from work; or, claiming to be another religion to get the day off from work.

Yeah, we can golf on Wednesday afternoon. I holiduped my boss into thinking I needed the day off because it was Nation Day in Upper Volta and my family is from there.

I'm thinking of holiduping my boss so I can take all of Passover off and go to Florida.

Holidupe by Buzzedman October 18, 2010