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hoeru by xX-kutsuu-Xx September 19, 2009
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Hœrgüpjelly
The Hœrgüpjelly is a rare delicacy and only a few have been fortunate enough to taste it. It's like a jelly but with the taste of a crepe if a crepe was the shape of a muesli bar, with a main flavour of love.
Seeing that very few people have the chance to eat Hœrgüpjelly, you might as well just kiss my lips as it tastes exactly the same as my regular lips.
Hœrgüpjelly by Attrit Jàz November 12, 2021
Horus
OK you imbeciles...
n. Horus is one of the most ancient deities of the Ancient Egyptian religion, who appears in his earliest form in late Predynastic Egypt. Represented as a falcon, his name is believed to mean 'the high' or 'the far off' and his earliest connections are to the sky and kingship, derived from being the son of Hathor or Nut, as a sun god. Because the cult of Horus survived for the whole of the Ancient Egyptian civilization that extended for thousands of years, he gained many forms and associations.
Horus was usually represented as a man with a falcon's head. One important association is the Eye of Horus which was an Egyptian symbol of power (first identified with Wadjet and seen on images of his mother, Hathor, as she was emerging from the reeds) and of the offerings made to the god Osiris and by extension, to all of the dead. In one myth cycle Horus' left eye is injured during his struggle with his uncle Set, who had murdered Osiris in an attempt to seize the Egyptian throne. The Eye of Horus, its injury, and subsequent restoration became an important symbol for the unified land of Egypt and in the funerary rites of the renewal after death.
n. Horus is one of the most ancient deities of the Ancient Egyptian religion, who appears in his earliest form in late Predynastic Egypt. Represented as a falcon, his name is believed to mean 'the high' or 'the far off' and his earliest connections are to the sky and kingship, derived from being the son of Hathor or Nut, as a sun god. Because the cult of Horus survived for the whole of the Ancient Egyptian civilization that extended for thousands of years, he gained many forms and associations.
Horus was usually represented as a man with a falcon's head. One important association is the Eye of Horus which was an Egyptian symbol of power (first identified with Wadjet and seen on images of his mother, Hathor, as she was emerging from the reeds) and of the offerings made to the god Osiris and by extension, to all of the dead. In one myth cycle Horus' left eye is injured during his struggle with his uncle Set, who had murdered Osiris in an attempt to seize the Egyptian throne. The Eye of Horus, its injury, and subsequent restoration became an important symbol for the unified land of Egypt and in the funerary rites of the renewal after death.
When the Genie calls to Osiris in "Aladdin and the King Of Thieves," what screeches back is not Osiris, but Horus.
Horus by Dan Weyandt December 28, 2007
HoeU
The tertiary nickname for the University of Oklahoma after OU and TardU. This place is basically a year-round hoe convention where all the fucking girls have a competition for who can get dicked down the most. Being a slut is very accepted here and is actually encouraged. These OU girls all have a minimum of atleast 15 bodies to their stank ass pussy and any girl who tells you otherwise is capping. If any of the boys at this school actually had a brain then they could probably become millionaires by just pimping out the girls here because they will fuck anyone and anything.
My Christian girlfriend recently started sending nudes to random dudes on snapchat and once I realized she was for the streets, I dumped her ass but the weird part is that she hasn't even moved to OU aka HoeU yet and she already acting like a hoe...the transformation already started.
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Horus_The_Local by Peculate October 11, 2018
Hoeregan
A big sloot willing to inhale a mans weiner by all means necessary. Enjoys sucking down on farts, dicks in butt, fingers in butt the works. Tends to put herself in ackward situations where the only outcome is a man sticking his valump weiner in her mouth.
Gallo: Wow! Hoeregan really stooped to a new low last night.
Bobby: What do you mean she slept in my room.
Gallo: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: What do you mean she slept in my room.
Gallo: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Hoeregan by The Throate April 25, 2010