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hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

Hypocritical 

To do one action/ say something/ practise a way of life then be offended/insulted/ protest when others do the same (to you).
When Courtney takes joy in pouring water on the object of her affection/ boredom's top to make her unwittingly enter into a wet T shirt contest but protests when that same person does/ attempts to do the same to her. That makes her hypocritical.

Hypocritical Feminist

A woman that uses her elevated position in combination with a fake and unchallenged, “feminist stance” for her own selfish gains. She does not help other women or society, more generally. Therefore, her brand of “feminism” could be more harmful to women than misogyny.
Blanca was fucking her own (male) graduate student advisee at the same time she was working on campus legislation against fraternization, publicly. Other male professors were fired for similar offenses, but she got away with it because she played the feminist card. She is a hypocritical feminist.

Lynn is such a hypocritical feminist! She says she fights for women, but she steals work from her female direct reports all the time.

hippocratical 

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.
"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."
hippocratical by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

Hypocritical liar 

Someone who lies about other people lying.
Person 1: "Person 2 is lying"
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)

Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.
Hypocritical liar by dishonest March 15, 2014

Hippocritic Oath 

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.
All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.
Hippocritic Oath by DJD58 December 20, 2012