herpectomy 

n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!

herpectomy by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

Headectomy 

A medical procedure where an individual voluntarily admits them self to have their head surgically removed from their ass. Someone In need of a headectomy might be referred to as an Asshat or Asshelmet.

Whoa, that Tyler needs an emergency Headectomy. What an Asshelmet.

Headectomy by daman20015 July 8, 2016

herpasectomy 

the worst medical procedure known to man. It is when they cut out your balls that have been infected with herpes.

Tom screwed a nasty ho and got a bad case of ballular herpes...he had to get a herpasectomy.

herpasectomy by bob the cob September 11, 2007

herestomy 

A vasectomy performed on an unwilling subject.

Mike gave Kevin a herestomy with a plastic fork!

herestomy by Anonymously Synonymous July 22, 2010