Headectomy 

A medical procedure where an individual voluntarily admits them self to have their head surgically removed from their ass. Someone In need of a headectomy might be referred to as an Asshat or Asshelmet.

Whoa, that Tyler needs an emergency Headectomy. What an Asshelmet.

Headectomy by daman20015 July 8, 2016

hidectomy

(hid-ee-ehct-oh-mee)

The diligent process in which you need to remove the hideous from your mind: usually involving some mind trick, pleasant distraction, copious drinking, or combination of all of the above.

OMG, When the "beer goggles" came off the morning after, I totally needed a hidectomy- so I went back to the bar for a little 10am happy hour action.

After walking in on my dad and the babysitter doing it doggy style dp with my childhood doll I'm totally going to need a hidectomy.

Sue cried out "Mental picture go away!" repeatedly as an attempt to induce a hidectomy after she caught a glimpse of her grandmother's vajayjay

hidectomy by Hapto June 7, 2007

herpectomy 

n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!

herpectomy by gnostic3 November 4, 2016

headarectomy 

this is when a doctor open your stomach and places a plate glass window in so you can see where your going when you have your head up your ASS.

my doctor is a wounder headarectomy surgeon.

headarectomy by grandpa ass December 23, 2011