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a hemsley is a human or a almost human who does not understand what to do in normal situations. hemsleys usually are weird and not quite normal in the brain. No one like them and they are annoying . A hemsley is another word for 'ihavenoideawhattodowithmylifeanymorecozihavenolifeomgwat' they will never ever be in a relationship coz they are too busy making fun of others crushes. And once in a while someone will pretend to be friends with a hemsley. It is best to avoid a hemsley as they are always up to no good. hemsley is silly and small
Arghh I see a hemsley, omg its coming closer..... keep walkinggggg, don't turn back
hemsley by jdughoia January 5, 2014
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Sherman Hemsley

a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.
You smoke a little sherm? You know, Sherman Hemsley? Love Boat? Ashy Larry...
Sherman Hemsley by N@ June 20, 2004

Eleanor Hemsley 

Eleanor Hemsley is a depressed girl that has no friends.
An Eleanor Hemsley put others before themselves and no one notices.

She occasionally breaks down.
That girl is crying. I wonder if she is an Eleanor Hemsley

Jack Hemsley 

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.
Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.
Jack Hemsley by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019

The Katie Heasley

Quite..The..Trickmaker.
Legendary Creature Found in the suburbs of Hogsmeade..
Dude did you see that over there?!

'Oooof...HELL YES..that's THE KATIE HEASLEY!!'

sherman helmsley 

PCP, as in the drug also called angel dust
I was so fucked up on Sherman Helmsley that I traveled back in time.
sherman helmsley by Jay.Are December 24, 2007

josh hensley 

a gangster rapper who lives in cassompton mi, also known as cassopolis, he was born in a bath tub by a bitch name trina with her banana titties and teeth , brother of phillip roger and robert, which is the most worthless yet, just the typical inbred white trash from cassompton mi.
that brotha ova theer he a josh hensley!