hash puppy

A disorganised procrastinating loafer. Quite likely a stoner.

"Man I wish a had a diary, I'm such a hash puppy!"

by sifter May 4, 2005

Hushpuppy Surprise

When you drunkenly vomit all over a girl in her bed right before you're finally about to get laid for the first time.

Andrew was about to finally lose his virginity thanks to copious amounts of alcohol when he suddenly gave the girl a Hushpuppy Surprise in her bed and was promptly kicked out of the house.

by Babyboar October 21, 2012

Cincinnati Hushpuppy

When a sexy man throws up in his mouth and threatens to stick his finger up someones doompa!

Hey Derek! Chug that beer! Derek begins to chug and begins to upchuck in his mouth...He then looks over at a bystander staring and threatens to stick his finger up his ass! James looks over at the bystander and says "Dude you just got a Cincinnati Hushpuppy"

by Deboe70 January 5, 2014

Hushpuppy

1 What you say to your dog when he's barking at two in the mourning.

2 How you describe your dog when he isn't talking

1 Dog: "bark"
Owner: "Hushpuppy"

2 Dan: "gee cody your dog hasn't been barking that much anymore"

Cody: "yeah I'm kinda worried, he might be a hushpuppy,"

by Holden D. Nose December 23, 2008

hushpuppy index

The danger of developing hushpuppies. The higher the temperature and more humid the day, the higher the hushpuppy index.

It is so freakin' hot and muggy today, the hushpuppy index must be off the scale!

by MikeinOcala June 23, 2008

Hushpuppy

When thee dude finds himself enthusiastically decorating a lady’s kiri(s) with his own material.

Some girls like it on their face, others like a good hushpuppy.

by pr1y4 June 27, 2023

cincinatti hushpuppy

When a sexy man throws up in his mouth and threatens to stick his finger up someones doompa!

Hey Derek! Chug that beer! Derek begins to chug and begins to upchuck in his mouth...He then looks over at a bystander staring and threatens to stick his finger up his ass! James looks over at the bystander and says "Dude you just got a Cincinatti Hushpuppy"

by BrunswicksFinest January 4, 2014