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green hairy pie 

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing
how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
green hairy pie by da da dave February 4, 2010

Hairy Donkey Pie 

A Sexual move in which the female component does not shave her anal regions for some time, growing a rectal bush of sorts. Anal intercourse is then partaken in, when the male climaxes, he removes his phallice from her rectum and blows his payload in the hair surrounding her anal gap, then slapping her on the ass, causing her to say 'hee-haw' and kick like a mule.
Dude me and my girlfriend had our first hairy donkey pie last night...it was great.
Hairy Donkey Pie by Iliad March 22, 2008

Hairy Man Bum Pie 

Hairy Man Bum Pie by Anonymous July 18, 2003
A hairy pussy, often with the bush in it's natural wedge shape. Not intended as a derogatory term.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Delta Lambda Pi served us up some nice hair pie!
hair pie by T. J. October 30, 2003
(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.
"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
hair pie by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
also known as pan down, bush or hairy clam smacker. Refers to the unshaven 80's style version of a females pubic area. Referenced in the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" during the panty raid film watching sequence.
When watching a slow sexual scene in which one might yearn for pornograpy one would say:

"come on, we want some hair pie, pan down, bush"
hair pie by kit the tit October 16, 2005