guatamalien

A person originating from Guatemala

Is Guatemalean not Guatamalien!!
We are not Aliens!

You dont say Guatamalien, you say Guatemalean!

guatamalien by Carlos G May 22, 2007

guatamalien

Someone from Guatemala

Steven is a Guatamalien.

guatamalien by BloodyItalian August 29, 2006

Guatamalen Tradition 

When you buy a drink you are entitled to the first sip of your drink before any of your friends

"Let me get a sip of that drink"
"Let me get the guatamalen tradition finished with"

Guatamalen Tradition by Guafantano Jones July 12, 2007

guatamadian 

A Guatemalan who lives in Winterpeg Canadia

I have a guatamadian friend.

guatamadian by R32-B14 February 15, 2018

Guatamalan Mustache 

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

Guatamalan Mustache by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Guatamalen Gator Roll 

When giving a woman oral sex, one latches onto her clitoris with his front teeth. He then proceeds to death roll as if he were a gator killing its prey. Also when a woman death rolls on a male's genetalia.

My girlfriend gave me a sand job last night and I haven't been able to walk all day. I'm gonna get her back with a guatamalen gator roll.

Guatamalen Gator Roll by Fuck Bandit October 11, 2009

Guatamalen Raincoat

A poor substitute for a raincoat or poncho. Often paper grocery bags or plastic garbage bags.

Did you see that homeless woman with the paper bags on?

Yeah dude she has a total Guatamalen Raincoat going on.

Guatamalen Raincoat by Harry Botter July 8, 2012