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Greek Sex 

Broooo wanna do some Greek sex?
Greek Sex by pissinmyanus August 9, 2019
Eco-Friendly sexual relations or sex practices.
Some ways Jack and Jill practice Green Sex:

Instead of driving to the movies and dinner, Jack and Jill biked to the farmers market for food, and took a walk in the park.

Jack gave Jill locally grown, pesticide free, and fair trade flowers for valentines.

During sex, Jack and Jill used only all natural lube with non harmful chemicals that don't disrupt the balance of the environment.
Green Sex by lomov September 21, 2010

Big Greek Sexy 

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
Big Greek Sexy by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025

Sex Geek 

Someone who takes pride in learning, applying and spreading throughout their lives accurate sexual health information, effective communication skills, and relationship blackbelt knowhow regardless of sexual identity and practices.
"You should go see Megan about that STD question 'cause she's a total Sex Geek and will probably know the answer, or which sex ed website to go to."

"That Sex Geek and his sex ninja gf put the Us in Anus."

"Sex Geeks are good friends to have when you run out of condoms and safer sex supplies 'cause they usually know where you can get 'em for free!"

"Tristan likes to geek out about Show-n-Tell Sex Ed, which makes her a complete Sex Geek."
Sex Geek by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011

red light green light sex 

Best example for this is when you can't have regular sex like you used to before you had kids. You could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it's a no go. They're always around. So you can only do it at certain times. Hence the term red light, green light.
red light green light sex:

Jack: Damn, never have kids man
Eric: Why not?
Jack: Because the sex is nothing but red light, green light!

*Kissing*
Jack: I'm in the mood.
Lisa : Sorry honey, but can't. I have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
Jack: *fustrated* damn it Lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light sex!..

Sexy Greek

A sexy Greek is a male apart of a fraternity that is not your typical white movie frat boy.
P1: Hey, you know that school from TikTok with the Q Dogs?
P2: Yeah. Howard Uni.?
P1: I wanna go there.
P2: Why?
P1: They have a lot of SEXY GREEKS there.
Sexy Greek by luv4r.xi September 9, 2022