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Greasy Weasel 

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
Greasy Weasel by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Greasy weasel 

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Greasy weasel by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Greasy weasel 

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Greasy weasel by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Grease weasel

An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself
Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel
Grease weasel by aonerockz September 18, 2018

grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
grease my weasel by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008