grand mal 

Epilepsy characterized by loss of consciousness, frothing at the mouth, etc. See also epilepsy or petit mal.

"Kris has grand mal, we hope he gets better."

grand mal by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

grand mal tweetstorm 

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.

There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

grand mal tweetstorm by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2019

Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.

Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".

Grand Mall Seizur by Taykit June 21, 2019

grandmalize 

when you get old and wrinkly like raisins

"I should moisturize, im feel like im grandmalized"

grandmalize by grandma raisin January 17, 2017