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Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.
You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.
Gertch by aalh June 9, 2011
Related Words

rusty gertch 

A term for a gay swiss/mexican with an affinity for animal sex.
Edgar gave Robby D a rusty Gertch!
rusty gertch by bob jones March 19, 2005

Gerchan Farms 

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019
To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength
Hey let me gretch that for you
Gretch by Arcxus January 18, 2021

getcha popcorn ready 

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
getcha popcorn ready by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
ghetto combination of the words "get" and "your"
getchyo fine ass ova hurr gurlllllll
getchyo by lueford March 8, 2011