geppettoed 

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

geppettoed by AphroPanda June 10, 2016

geppettoed 

to become honest after spending most of your life lying to people.

That guy used to lie through his teeth, but that girlfriend of his has completely geppettoed him.

geppettoed by DiamondJoeQuimby April 22, 2008

geppettoed 

to become honest after spending most of your life lying to people.

That guy used to lie through his teeth, but that girlfriend of his has completely geppettoed him.

geppettoed by DiamondJoeQuimby April 23, 2008

Geppettophile 

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

Geppettophile by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Geppetto 

A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"

Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.

Geppetto by Pongo January 2, 2009

Geppettophile 

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets

Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

Geppettophile by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021

Geppettophile 

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

Geppettophile by Queefburgler April 29, 2021