gaussy
A lascivious babe who is not only smart academically (for example, in mathematics) but is also drop-dead gorgeous. She is sure to "turn" your head when you see her if you are a guy, and flirt with your boyfriend or husband if you are a girl. It's hard to think about anything when you're next to her other than her curves. All she can think about, though, is how to differentiate those same curves.
Try to keep your boyfriend away from that gaussy. If he even makes eye contact with her, you know that he's lost to you forever!
Look at that gaussy integrating him with her curves!
Look at that gaussy integrating him with her curves!
gaussy by Teh Euclid November 15, 2009
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