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Gastroporn 

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.
The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn
Gastroporn by ben dyer April 23, 2006

Gastromorse 

The feeling of remorse after saying no to food or giving food away.
The gastromorse I feel right now about that triple decker chocolate cake I gave away is so real right now. I knew I should've asked for a doggy bag.

gastronome 

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.
You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."
gastronome by Very Finestein July 23, 2013

gastroparesis 

Gastroparesis is a condition that affects the normal spontaneous contractions of the muscles in the human stomach, that propel food through to the small intestine.
He couldn't eat because he is suffering from gastroparesis.
gastroparesis by fednet October 4, 2019

gastronormativity 

A societal or cultural norm that values and upholds a particular, specific dietary expectation.

Gastronormativity is defined largely by the practice of the dominant group. In other words, it's the expectation of what food you will prepare or be served. It can also be dictated. Most famous example would be of the FDA's food guide pyramid used to declare the correct portions of an American diet.

Gastronormative practices do not necessarily imply a diet that promotes well-being, although it's typically associated with this idea.

Since it is largely dependent on culture, gatstronormativity varies widely in practice. Common inclusions and exclusions are but are not limited to differences such as healthy and unhealthy foods; meat, gluten, and dairy intolerances; local, vegan, Organic, craft, home-raised, and genetically-modified food preferences; religious and secular restrictions defined by law; carbophobia, lipophobia, and salt-phobia; and preferences between traditional organically produced nutrients and synthesized meal replacements like Soylent.
The epitome of American gastronormativity is the Thanksgiving dinner that includes roasted turkey, bread stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a pie for dessert.
gastronormativity by harambee August 31, 2014

Gastroporn 

When 2 astronauts are very gassy and having sex in space.
"Hey dude did you see that new gastroporn that was uploaded last night?"
"Yeah what about it, that sex looked hot but it was kind of disturbing since they were ripping one ever 10 seconds"
"Yeah that was a bit disgusting haha"
Gastroporn by kctehollywood June 14, 2018