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Four Seasons 

A series of alcoholic shots usually done by college students that want to get drunk really fast or pregame in a short amount of time. The series goes:

Spring = Vodka
Summer = Rum
Fall = Whiskey
Winter = Gin

The drinker(s) take each shot with only about a minute of waiting in between, leading to a very interesting and quickly brought on buzz.
Did you hear about Dan and Trevor? They did the four seasons twice in a row. There's two years they'll never remember.
Four Seasons by Dan&Trev March 5, 2012

Four Seasons 

Extremely ghetto
Poor area
The hood
A cadillac with 1 spinning rim with the two different colored paint chipped off and its rusty...
Anybody (esp. black girls) who's all up in your face tryna be hard
Broken down houses/apartments etc.
That car is straight-up FOUR SEASONS!

Hi, my name is Shay-nay-nay and I live at Four Seasons.

***BASICALLY ANYTHING GHETTO***
Four Seasons by Laksi April 7, 2005

Four Seasons 

An Australian brand of condom. Comes in regular, large, tight, extra strong and a few other varieties.
My favourite type of condom is Four Seasons Regular.
Four Seasons by L.Aus December 28, 2008

Four Seasons 

When rolling a blunt with 3 others contributing from their own supply. 4 Strains:1 Beezy
Me and the guys got together and pitched in to roll a fatty four seasons

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

Four Seasons In One Day 

When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned
My favourite type of Shit is the Four Seasons In One Day