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A Jehovah's Witness: 'flatnose' is a medical condition caused by spending a lifetime of having front doors slammed in your face by annoyed householders.
"Don't answer the doorbell Jane, it'll be that pair of flatnoses I just saw knocking next door"
flatnose by British Atheist April 25, 2008
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flatnose music 

Any music that is offensively loud with an excessive boom to it. Most generally played in a lac or Lincoln Clowncar rollin' roun' town wid a boomin system.
Son you are not a wigger, so please turn down that flatnose music.
flatnose music by Cyclops March 30, 2005
Derogatory term for an indigenous African or person of African descent.
He stuffed it up in a way that only the flatnose can.
flatnose by Gadly February 18, 2008
Jumping and somehow breaking your nose, done in the pool, anywhere.
LOL! KRISSY YOU'RE A FLATNOSE
Flatnose by justinhahaahnamegobrrr September 17, 2020