flailed 

someone who has done nothig but meth, not sleep and stare at a computer screen teching out for days in the dark. their eyeballs are popping out of there heads and look so beaty they could steal your soul, and are probably trying to to get more meth. because they have been in a dark room and up for days they forget they have a previous engagement and hurriedly rush out of their dark cavern looking like shit and flailed. they of course are convinced that they look absolutly awesome no matter what hideous outfit they have come up with.

wow, did that dude ever look flailed

holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna

flailed by stevie nikkks September 23, 2013

Failed Abortion 

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

mission failed we'll get em next time by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016

test failed 

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

test failed by iddunno March 22, 2021

Failed Abortion 

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

Failed Abortion by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Failed Abortion 

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

Failed Abortion by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

failed abortion 

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

failed abortion by Beliatilo September 19, 2004