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Fartlighting 

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.
Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
Fartlighting by just like honey January 8, 2021

farsighter 

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.
Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.
farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

fartghter 

<techgirl> his cats has peed all over his new couch
<techgirl> omg i sound esl
<MsByrdie> hahah
<MsByrdie> that made me have fartghter
fartghter by cinnamonrose September 25, 2007

fatfighter 

Ed: 'CAMERON Is MIGHTY OBESE! HE MUST BE A FATFIGHTER.'

firelighter 

Dude: Damn Rachel, you're a firelighter!
firelighter by Cpimp April 24, 2007

Fortnighter 

Also Fortniter - an all-nighter spent playing Fortnite. Most often happens when "ok, one last game" becomes "oh we will definitely win this time".
- I think I'm pulling a Fortnighter today.
- Dude that's like the third one this week. Do you win a lot?
- I will definitely win this time
Fortnighter by FFrozenMoose June 17, 2018