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A stupid person who only cares about food and money.
XiaoXiao: Want me to go get you some cereal?
Bret: Oh sure, thanks.
XiaoXiao: Pay me.
Bret: Uh...
XiaoXiao:Or gimme some food
Bret: Go get it yourself...
XiaoXiao: GOD, fine...Why did I even come to dinner with you.
Bret: Oh my god, dude you are such an ezong.
XiaoXiao: Douche.
ezong by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008
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Elongated Muskrat 

Elon Musks real name
did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro
Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat 

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

erectus elongotis 

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.
I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.
erectus elongotis by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

Elongated Giraffe 

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)
Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!
Elongated Giraffe by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long
Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis
I believe there is an emo among us
- emongus
emongus by he didnt do ittt!!! April 28, 2022