eyegies 

eyegies are the green stuff in your eyes when you wake up (aka sleep in your eyes)

you've got eyegies m8, or,
need to get these eyegies out

eyegies by shaun corness April 24, 2008

Elegies

Songs or lamentations for the dead.

After the funeral we all sang elegies for our dear, departed friend.

Elegies by Sylvia St Croix July 28, 2006

Eyegiene 

a condition or practise where things are not considered hygienic if they do not appear to be hygienic in other people's eyes, regardless of if it is clean or not. Eyegiene habits are typically found in the hospitality business.

Bill: So, after the silverware has been put through the dishwasher, you need to give it a polish.
Kim: Why?
Bill: So that it looks clean.
Kim: But it IS clean?
Bill: No it isn't, not until it LOOKS clean. It's a eyegienic practise, it's eyegiene.

Eyegiene by Ryryq December 19, 2009

eyepies 

eyepies is the most greatest human being on this planet infact in all of the universe , she is so amazing and makes everyone smile and laugh around her . she is very special, gifted , funny , lovely , kind and heavenly. she is the reason the sun goes up into the sky . She is even more great than a happy meal !!! she is loved by alot of people. You may not know who eyepies is but in the future you will see she will become the most important person in your life .

eyepies doesnt need an example

eyepies by eyepies December 4, 2010

Eyepies 

A Chalazion on the eyelid.

Chloe- I have a bump on my eye and it hurts so bad.
Aidan- Haha I think you have herpies on your eye... Oh wait eyepies.
Chloe-Aidan shut the fuck up. You’re such a dumbass.

Eyepies by JackDaniel74 May 14, 2021