exhalator 

a device, for example a vibrator, used for wanking purposes. Also called an exhaler.

Whenever he wants to jerk off, he uses an exhalator.

exhalator by uttam maharjan July 11, 2010

relationship escalator 

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

relationship escalator by Enuja August 26, 2013

Mayonnaise On An Escalator 

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mayonnaise On An Escalator by Orba April 12, 2021

Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.

Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread

Thread Excavator by Nova><Master November 7, 2008

exhaustored 

To be exhausted and bored at the same time. Usually occurring in classes, being exhaustored happens a lot.

I was so exhaustored in Social Studies, but despite the boredom, I couldn’t fall asleep.

exhaustored by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

Walking Escalator 

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.

My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.

Walking Escalator by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018

The Escalator 

s-ka-lay-tor
verb

1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.

The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!

The Escalator by 42 guys under the Rainbow October 21, 2011