even if 

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

even if by jsd9632 March 13, 2012

Even if 

AND! AND...

Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."

Even if by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

even if there's a fire 

Phrase used when you'll never do something, coined by Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.

I'm never gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire

even if there's a fire by catchfrase April 6, 2009

Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you. 

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.

“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”

Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you. by Nile H August 15, 2024

even if you have, even if you need

Nirvana lyric

Even if you have, even if you need
I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed
We could plant a house, we could build a tree
I don't even care, we could have all three

even if you have, even if you need by nirvana guy February 14, 2026

not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

not even if there's a fire by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

And even if God can't...

You know what I'm going to say right?

Hym "And even if God can't..."

And even if God can't... by Hym Iam July 7, 2025